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Where’s the scene? House edition.

January 15, 2010 - 4:46 pm

From Special Correspondent SD Gossip Girl:

Where’s the scene? Wherever Congressionista Duncan D. Hunter’s at!

The Sunlight Foundation’s Political Party Time says San Diego’s sexiest national politician is throwing not one, not too, but FIVE FUNDRAZORS over the next month! Who sez Republicans don’t no how to rock! Hunter in the House!

The events are being organized by super-party organizers The Gula Graham Group, but they recently dropped one of their headline acts, the ever-redonkulous Rep. Michele Bachmann. Who’s gonna hate on the census?

“I wanted to get Congressman Duncan Hunter back on your radar,” the triple G’s Katy Cannon says in one invite. “As usual if you would like a one on one or would like to host an event for Duncan just let me know and I can arrange it.”

I think I no a few hot Goppies who wouldn’t mind a little one-on-one with this hunkaroo (as long as it’s not his father, former Congressman Duncan Regular Hunter, cuz he’s jeriatric!!).

Most of the parties are at the Capitol Hill Club, the hippest conservative hangout in all of DC. But these events are top-dog only: $1,000 if you’re down with the PAC, $500 if you’re on your own (loser!). For that price, they better be giving out cocaine by the snortful!

Click the links for the invitations!

Jan. 21st, 2010 (8:30 a.m.) – Breakfast for Rep. Duncan Hunter (R, CA-52) at Capitol Hill Club

Feb. 3rd, 2010 (12 p.m.) – Lunch for Rep. Duncan Hunter (R, CA-52) at Capitol Hill Club

Feb. 11th, 2010 (8:30 a.m.) Breakfast for Rep. Duncan Hunter (R, CA-52) at Capitol Hill Club

Feb. 24th, 2010 (12 p.m.) –  Lunch for Rep. Duncan Hunter  at Capitol Hill Club

The fifth event is totally cyber-slick!

Feb. 11th, 2010 (12 p.m.) –  Telecom Industry Lunch for Rep. Duncan Hunter (R, CA-52) at Online Lenders Alliance (OLA) Townhouse

I bet he makes bank!

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Note to the reader: This post is a spoof on the blog SDGossipScene.com and not really written by author Felicia Canales. No offense intended against Rep. Hunter. And please don’t email me with spelling corrections.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. January 15, 2010 - 10:55 pm 10:55 pm

    Snort, snort, snort…

  2. mr. mike permalink
    January 16, 2010 - 3:24 am 3:24 am

    Having actually heard the Son o’ Hunter debate I call him “Duncan Doughnuts” or “Duncan D. Dumbass”….Massachusetts has the Kennedys; we get the Hunters.

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