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For the record: Hipster photog James Norton not impotent

February 16, 2010 - 1:49 pm

With scenester site on hiatus, I felt compelled to break the following news:

Hipster shutterbug and CityBeat “Shot on Scene” contributor James Norton rolled out of bed to a rude awakening today. His e-mail account had been “hacked or something,” and everyone in the sexy Jesus’ contact list received information about generic ED solutions. What’s worse, said e-mail was sent out at 5 a.m. on the dot, which would suggest that the 27-year-old not only can’t get it up, but is some sort of early-morning limp-noodled pervert.

The shameful list included Cialis Super Active+, mint-flavored Viagra Soft Tabs, Levitra and a combo Cialis + Viagra Powerpack—the double whammy of the non-boner set.

For the record, Norton is not impotent. In fact, his virility is something of a legend in the local underground sex-party circuit. Furthermore, he’s as American as apple pie and Lynyrd Skynyrd and would rather die than hawk Canadian-made products.

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